6/29/10

Would you look at that...



Hey that's me!

6/23/10

Roger Ebert's Childish Survey

Is there more than one question? Didn't even bother.

Should I?

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/7VJD7JW

6/19/10

My first SSF4 Tournament....

So I went to Devastation today; a major fighting game tournament here in Phoenix. The event was cool, with lots of people, lots of games, and even someone who recognized me from Ignite!

Unfortunately for me, when they called my name I was off in La-La land, and so I got DQ-ed for not showing up to my match. :( No one's fault but my own; just something to keep in mind for next year.

6/14/10

So I got around to playing Red Dead Redemption

Good God, this game is so relentlessly disappointing.

Just let me assault the fort you fucks.

"NO YOU MUST GET THE GATLING GUN"

I don't need no Gatling gun, I got a Springfield rifle. I pop up on the walls, take the dudes down, and that'll be that.

"NO WE WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS TOTALLY SWEET TURRET SECTION"

Those fucking sections suck so much.

"NO THEY ARE AWESOME"

And what about these fucking strangers man. They're all so stupid.

"THEY ARE OPTIONAL"

That hardly makes it better. Shit, that doesn't make it better at all. The optional shit should be the best shit, the shit so awesome the main game can't handle it (SEE: Godhand).

And another thing, why the fuck am I always meeting people on the roads? I thought this was the wild fucking west, not Liberty City. They're dudes everywhere.

And good god, this retarded wanted system-

"IT'S BETTER THAN GTA'S STARS, IT'S MORE REALISTIC"

Oh fuck you Voice of the Developers. It's barely more realistic, and infinitely more lame. At least the stars gave rise to real gameplay. Here it's just...ugh.

God damn, I don't even hate this game enough to give it a real fucking send off.

Need to gather my thoughts...more coming.

6/12/10

Ignite Phoenix went great!

It was a great night, met some great people, and gave an (apparently) great speech! Woohoo!

Youtube to be provided.