6/14/10

So I got around to playing Red Dead Redemption

Good God, this game is so relentlessly disappointing.

Just let me assault the fort you fucks.

"NO YOU MUST GET THE GATLING GUN"

I don't need no Gatling gun, I got a Springfield rifle. I pop up on the walls, take the dudes down, and that'll be that.

"NO WE WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS TOTALLY SWEET TURRET SECTION"

Those fucking sections suck so much.

"NO THEY ARE AWESOME"

And what about these fucking strangers man. They're all so stupid.

"THEY ARE OPTIONAL"

That hardly makes it better. Shit, that doesn't make it better at all. The optional shit should be the best shit, the shit so awesome the main game can't handle it (SEE: Godhand).

And another thing, why the fuck am I always meeting people on the roads? I thought this was the wild fucking west, not Liberty City. They're dudes everywhere.

And good god, this retarded wanted system-

"IT'S BETTER THAN GTA'S STARS, IT'S MORE REALISTIC"

Oh fuck you Voice of the Developers. It's barely more realistic, and infinitely more lame. At least the stars gave rise to real gameplay. Here it's just...ugh.

God damn, I don't even hate this game enough to give it a real fucking send off.

Need to gather my thoughts...more coming.

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